Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 18, 2015
Transcript:
Ralph: Scratch scratch Eenie, meenie, miney, moe! Nope, too mushy! She'll know I didn't read it all! Lady: I suppose I'd prefer this one! Ralph: Nope. Too funny. Not romantic enough. It is cheaper, however! Guy 1: I'd give her this one! Guy 2: No, this one! Boy: She'd like this one best! Ralph: ... Sigh... My wife can't say I don't go to a lot of effort to pick out her anniversary card!
Anniversary? Ralph might as well get the Valentine’s stuff while he’s there.