Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 03, 2015
May 02, 2015
May 04, 2015
Transcript:
Clerk: The price of a one-day ticket is $110. Ralph: What?? They raised the price again?? I can't believe how often this theme park raises its price! Every time we come it costs more! When I was a kid, a ticket cost two bucks! How is a family expected to even come here anymore? Between the tickets and the parking and the food and the souvenirs... There's a point at which we have to say enough is enough! We cannot afford this anymore! It is financially irresponsible to... Clerk: FYI, ticket prices are scheduled to rise again in ten seconds! Ralph: I'll take five!!!
NO WAY! They should charge by ride or activity.