Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 25, 2015

Transcript:

Steinbauer: Can I have your old refrigerator, Ralph? Ralph: Gee, I don't know, Steinbauer... Dumb Ralph: Don't give it to him! You'll be sorry! Smart Ralph: Nonsense! It never hurts to be nice! You might even become friends! Dumb Ralph: Why would anyone want to become friends with Steinbauer?? Smart Ralph: Good point. At least we won't have to haul it to the dumb!