Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 03, 2016
January 02, 2016
January 04, 2016
Transcript:
Norman: I love college basketball! Stu: Me too, but our team sure has a lousy mascot! A giant roly poly bug?? What's up with that?? Norman: We used to have a viking mascot, but someone thought it was too violent. So now it's a roly poly! Stu: Why? Norman: They're environmentally friendly. Stu: But mascots are supposed to be tough and intimidating! Norman: Yeah, but... I have to admit, it is kind of fun to watch him roll up into a ball when he feels threatened!
I’m impressed that whoever is inside that costume is able to handle five basketballs at once.