Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 11, 2017
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Transcript:
June: Ralph, will you please vacuum the ceiling? Ralph: Huh? June: I know it sounds crazy, but... Ralph: Crazy? No. I've been married to you for over 20 year. Nothing sounds crazy to me anymore... Like washing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher, vacuuming the car before going to the car wash, cleaning the windows before the window washer arrives... June: Forget it! I'll do it myself!
That’s what men like to hear. “I’ll do it myself!” However you don’t vacuum the ceiling to get rid of cobwebs, you use the broom.