Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for November 14, 2017
Transcript:
Twig says, "It's time the school teams stop consuming wasteful bottled water." Girl says, "Great! Who'll take on the football players?" Boy says, "They're too big!" Girl says, "Ok. Field hockey?" Boy says, "They've got sticks." Girl says, "Who will you confront?" Boy says, "The debate team!" Boy says, "I'll take chess!" Twig says, "I've got the A/V club!"
Girls, you are approaching this all wrong. Football players? Hockey players? Its open door access to some of the cutest guys on campus and you are chickening out. Offer to supply water during the game and they are all yours.