For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for April 01, 1980
Transcript:
Elly: Do you have any bathing suits that are a little less revealing? Person: I'm afraid not. We in the Young Moderne Shop only stock the very latest styles... Try Carrington's Styles for Ladies- on the mezzanine floor... Elly: In other words... Go buy a barrel.
40 years later the sales lady has wrinkles under the eyes and gained 40 pounds