For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for May 16, 1980
Transcript:
Elly: I'm glad you had such a good time tonight, John...... John? .. I got stuck between Hazel and Lorraine who discussed everything from their house-keeper's breath to legwaxing. I'm absolutely exhausted. .. I must have feigned interest for at least four solid hours!
Boy, I think John got the better deal there- getting sauced and telling his wife how beautiful she is versus four hours of whiny gossip? Not even a question.