For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for November 24, 1996
Transcript:
April: Mom...tell me a story! Elly: OK...what kind of story would you like? April: Don't read a book...I want a HOMEMADE one!!! Elly: You want a story, hum? ...Well, let me see... Once upon a time, there was a magic dresser. The little girl who owned the dresser was very happy because every time she opened the drawers... There were all of her panties and socks and shirts and pajamas carefully folded and put away. Now, one day, she went to the magic dresser and there were NO socks!! "Where are all my socks?" She wondered. She checked another drawer, and another - and she discovered that OTHER things were missing too! "What happened?!!" She cried. "Why is my magic dresser EMPTY today?!!" April: Mom - that's not a story! Elizabeth: Hey, April! Whatcha doing?! April: ...Mom wants me to start putting away my own laundry.
No need to be so dammed sarcastic, El.