For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for May 25, 1997
Transcript:
Michael: Hey, Gordon! What's going on? Gordon: They had a big gas spill down the road, Mike - so we're the only station open on this section of the highway! Michael: Well, lemme give you a hand! Tracey: Gosh! I don't ever remember our gas pumps being this busy! Michael: Oops, there goes a guy. I guess he didn't want to wait! Gordon: That's OK, Mike... You can fuel some of the people some of the time - but you can't fuel all of the people all of the time!
Hey! Canadians aren’t meant to quote Lincoln!