For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for February 15, 2003
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Elizabeth: Wow! I can't believe we ate a whole lemon merangue pie! Woman: Yeah - those things don't keep too good. What are Candace an' Rudy up to? Elizabeth: They're checking the expiry dates on your dairy products. Woman: Yeah, it's a good idea to check your expiry date. I figure mine will be up in about 10 years.
“I know when I’m going to die. My birth certificate has an expiration date on it”—— Steven Wright