For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for August 20, 2003
Transcript:
Man: Elizabeth, you look ravishingly innocent. Elizabeth: Thank you, Dennis. Man: Shall we? Elizabeth: I'm glad I'm not going to this thing alone. I feel awkward enough as it is. Man: You worry too much. We'll be lost in a sea of people we've never met, have 10 seconds to greet the bride and groom... we'll listen to some heartfelt but tiresome speeches... then eat something that might be chicken, wait until the appropriate opportunity and split. Elizabeth: That's awful! Man: When it comes to weddings, I like to take the cynic route.
He’s as bad as John with the corny jokes.