For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for June 26, 2005
Transcript:
April: Cool! Mom? Have you ever wondered how a hummingbird's wings could beat so fast? Elly: Sure! Why? April: Well, it's too fast to imagine, so...what if they live in a totally different, parallel time dimension! What if a single day was like a whole week for them. Then...from their perspective,they'd be moving slowly! If that's the case, then it could be true for houseflies, mosquitoes and other insects 'cause they're so hard to swat! Maybe things that appear to go fast are really moving at normal speed...an' humans are just, like really slow!! It's no big deal...just a quantum physics sort of hypothesis. John: What are you thinking about? Elly: ..How time flies!
If that’s the case than Tortoises must be positively glacial.