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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for May 11, 2016
How I used to talk to my kids (Before I lost my friggin' mind) Then Dicky: We don't shoot water guns in the house Baby: Why not? Dicky: You're gonna get everything wet. Baby: So? Dicky: So, everything will get ruined. Baby: No it won't Dicky: Yes it will Baby: Nuh-uh Now Dicky: We don't shoot water guns in the house. Baby: Why not? Dicky: Because I said so
You need to give some better reasons Dicky, or else Champ might wet you with a water gun.