Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for November 12, 2020
November 10, 2020
November 17, 2020
Transcript:
Dicky: Look at these adorable jammies with, like, 30 goddamn snaps up the front! You're gonna love the hell outta this at 3am!
Why I don't get invited to baby showers anymore.
I have always maintained that children, like fine wine, should be kept in a cool, dark place until sufficiently mature. Of course, if my parents had practiced that I’d still be in that cool, dark place…and I’m a rather old fart.
I have always maintained that children, like fine wine, should be kept in a cool, dark place until sufficiently mature. Of course, if my parents had practiced that I’d still be in that cool, dark place…and I’m a rather old fart.