FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 11, 1988

Transcript:

Jason: Mom, dad, I'd like to take karate lessons. Roger: Karate? Whatever for? Jason: Why? Because karate is the ultimate fusion of mind and body. It's a practice that's been passed on for hundreds of generations. I would become one with myself. I would become one with the world. I would become one with the universe. And I could bash Peter's head in. Andy: We'll think about it.