FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 12, 1988

Transcript:

Paige: Jason, I need to use the computer. Jason: Wait, 'til I'm done <zap, zap, zap> Paige: JASON, MY ENGLISH GRADE IS AT STAKE! Jason: English?! If I don't kill this Klingon, the entire universe is at stake! Paige: MOTHERRR! Jason: Get your priorities straight!