FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 14, 1988

Transcript:

Paige: Ok, smile someone's bound to ask you. Morton, would you not stand so close to me- I'm trying to get a date for the dance. I mean late- I don't want to be late for the dance. No, hate- I said I hate to dance.... Morton: Gee, you know, I'm not going with anyone....