FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 17, 1988

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Nicole: Paige, I don't understand what you're flipping out about. Morton Goldthwait's a cutie-pie. Paige: Morton Goldthwait? A cutie-pie? Nicole: Sure. If I didn't already have a date I'd be jealous. Paige: Honest? Nicole: Honest. He's a really nice guy once you get to know him. Paige: I suppose you're right. I could've done a lot worse. Nicole: Oh, wait- I'm thinking of Morton Greenberg. Morton Goldthwait's a total loser.