FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 26, 1989
Transcript:
Jason: Peter, look, God wanted us to find this money. He knew we both desperately needed money, so he had Eugene Blankenship drop it right where we'd be walking. God put it there 'cause he wanted us to have baseball mitts and "Indiana Jones" action figures. It's that simple. Peter: Or maybe, he put it there 'cause he wanted us to see that it's not that simple. Jason: Well it would be if you didn't think of things like that!
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