FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 26, 1991

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Peter: Look, I'll buy you a new one. Jason: A new one?! Peter, it's a model! It has to be built! Peter: So I'll build it for you. Jason: Yeah, right. I've seen how you build models. Forget it. Peter: Then what do you want me to do?! Jason: I want you to swim in your guilt. I want you to roam this house knowing that you've destroyed something precious and irreplaceable. I want you to look into my tear-swollen eyes and see the pain that you, and you alone, have caused. Peter: Great. Jason: Then I want you to die.