FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 02, 1991

Transcript:

Paige: Water... I need water... Andy: Paige, the plumber'll be here in an hour. Paige: I can't make it another hour, mother! With each passing minute I can feel my body withering away. I'm... I'm... going limp, mother. In another hour you may not even recognize me. Water... I need water... Andy: Here. Have a diet coke. Paige: What- I'm supposed to shampoo with this?