FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 24, 1991
June 22, 1991
June 25, 1991
Transcript:
Jason: Wanna go on the log ride? Peter: The one with the waterfall? Jason: Yeah. Peter: The one where you go upside-down through a veritable tidal wave, do three stomach-wrenching corkscrews down a raging water flume and end by plunging 300 feet into a freezing-cold giant whirlpool? Jason: Yup. Peter: ... Only to emerge so sopping wet that your underwear clings to your skin for the next seven hours and all you can think of for the rest of the day is, "why did I go on that stupid ride?!" Jason: That's the one. Peter: What's the line like?
That’s why you go on one of those kinds of rides LAST.