FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 18, 1992
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Jason: How long do basketball games last> Peter: About two hours. Jason: Two hours?! I have to sit in a stupid gym for two hours?! I have to watch a bunch of eight-foot geeks kicking balls through goalposts for two hours?! Why doesn't someone just shoot me dead? Peter: Good question. Jason: Which guy's the quarterback?
No one, Jason. Ur talking about football.