FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 30, 1992

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Paige: Honestly, Peter- you're no fun to shop with. Just because I finally found a cute swimsuit doesn't mean we have to pack it in and go home. Malls aren't' made for surgical strikes! Malls are made for browsing! For traipsing! For savoring! Leaving like this shatters the whole experience! Not to mention my pride. Peter: Which exit had those speed bumps?