FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 24, 1993
Transcript:
Paige: Mother, will you tell Jason to leave me alone?! He's driving me nuts! Andy: Paige, calm down. I'm sure the only reason your brother likes to bother you is because you react like this. Paige: Hmmph. Andy: Why don't you just try ignoring him? Jason: Guess what I put in this squirt gun... Paige: Because I'm not yet nuts! Andy: Jason, must we go through this every day?
If Jason Fox asks, “Guess what I put in this squirt gun,” then you know that your life is in immediate danger.