FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 07, 1993
July 06, 1993
July 08, 1993
Transcript:
Paige: What are you doing? Jason: Writing a security system for my computer files. Paige: Procedure checkusername; begin. IF user=unauthorized THEN print ('you are an unauthorized user. Entry enied.'); IF users= 'Paige' THEN print (...'butthead') END; Jason: What I really need is a security system for that door.
What the… is he writing this stuff in SQL???? C# has ALTER PROCEDURE, which kind of fits since he’s using “BEGIN” but so does SQL shrugs