FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 21, 1993

Transcript:

Peter: Morton, I'd really like to be your lab partner, but... Morton: I know, I know, it's pretty obvious... you're a junior, I'm a freshman... you're popular. I'm not... you get B's on your lab reports, I get a-double-pluses... it just wouldn't work. Peter: Says who, little buddy? Morton: Peter, please-babes might be watching...