FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 18, 1993

Transcript:

Jason's Novel: "Press 'M' for Murder" By Jason Fox. Paige Fox enters her bedroom as she does every day after school. Suddenly, a 16-ton weight falls from the ceiling and squishes her dead!!! The end. Jason: Hmm. Something's missing... a 16-ton weight with a razor-sharp spikes...