FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 29, 1993

Transcript:

Peter: C'mon pop it in. Jason: Peter, you can't play a game of "Mortal Karnage IIs" complexity without first reading the instruction manual. Let's see... to throw a basic punch, hold down the "B" "C" and "X" buttons, tap the "start" button, use the arrow pad to indicate direction and release the "C" button when the force bar tops 80 percent. Peter: That's a basic punch?! Jason: Whoops. That was an upper-cut. The basic punch doesn't use the "X" button. Peter: Already this game is making real life fighting seem attractive. Jason: Here's a fold-out chart showing how to kick...