FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 09, 1996
Transcript:
Roger: What?? No goodnight kiss?? Andy: Roger, you still reek of that disgusting cigar! Roger: But I brushed my teeth! I gargeled with mouth-wash! I washed my hands! I changed out of my clothes! What more do you want me to do?! I assume you were kidding about the lysol.
Like I say: No two minds.