FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 25, 1996

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Paige: So you got roped into dog-sitting. Big deal. I thought you liked dogs. Peter: I do, but this dog is psychotic! He's this minuscule little thing that I outweigh by like 200-to-1 and could crush with my big toe, yet all he does is attack me over and over and over! It's like he's brain-damaged or something! Paige: Actually, I can relate. Peter: You can? Jason: Yo, Paige, prepare to eat rubber.