FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 04, 1996

Transcript:

Roger: So the soccer team did this to you and your baseball teammates. Peter: Um, yeah. Roger: Because you lost some stupid bet about who could eat the most triple burgers in an hour. Peter: Basically. Roger: Son, I'm going to say something that may sound a little insensitive, but...I'm not the baldest guy in this house anymore! Yee-ha! Peter: You know, I think I'll go let mom chew me out some more...