FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 27, 1996
Transcript:
Peter: How goes your little reinvention of the Olympics? Jason: I gave up on that. The games of the Olympics are a time-honored tradition. It was foolish of me to think that, as a 10-year-old kid, I could improve them somehow. Peter: You almost killed yourself, didn't you? Jason: Javelin catching seemed like such a cool event!
Paige would be happy if Jason impaled himself on a javelin!
(Sorry, violent thoughts. :) )