FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 13, 1997
Transcript:
Andy: Roger, this box came for you today. Roger: Yeeha! It's here! Andy: What is it? Roger: It's my New Year's Resolution! Goodbye, flabby gut. Hello, slabs of well toned muscle. Hoo, yes. Come to papa. Andy: No offense, sweetie, but I wasn't aware you had muscle to tone. Roger: (Oof) What'd they do?! Pack this with lead?!
Lead is dangerous kids, so don’t touch it. It causes cancer :P