FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 24, 1997
Computer: Jjjjjjk...jjjjjjk...(click) bleee blooo bleieieie... Andy: I got on Compunet! I got on Compunet! After five weeks of busy signals, five weeks of frustration, five weeks of trying this every hour day and night...finally, finally I can check my stupid e-mail! Computer: You have zero new messages. Jason: What was that loud crash?