FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 12, 1997
April 11, 1997
April 13, 1997
Transcript:
Paige: Jason, I really don't think I saw a UFO. Jason: Why won't you just admit it? Paige: What's it matter to you, anyway? Jason: Paige, if you saw a real UFO, it would validate like nothing else ever has my faith that we are not alone in the universe, that extraterrestrial life exists, and that someday I, too, might get to visit other worlds. It's my dream. Plus, these kids I play D & D with will pay me a dollar each to meet you. Paige: I definitely didn't see a UFO. Jason: It's the military. They told you not to say anything, right?
And I just ruined a once in a lifetime opportunity