FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 22, 1997

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Roger: Pleeeease, can't I buy it? Andy: No! Roger: Pleeeeeeeeeeeease, can't I buy it?? Andy: NO! Roger: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, can't I buy it??? Andy: I said NO! Paige: It's like I'm having an out-of-body experience. Jason: Trust me, you never sound this pathetic. Roger: But it's the best golf club ever! Andy: Roger, NO! And I don't need a backrub!