FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 24, 1997
Transcript:
Jason: Hi, dad! How was work?! Roger: (Jason, shhh.) Jason: What's that behind your back?! Roger: (Son, please keep your voice down.) Jaosn: Say, isn't that one of those expensive golf clubs that mom told you not to - Ah, there's nothing like the smell of a crisp $10 bill. Peter: Where do you get all this money?!
Jason should’ve told her anyway.