FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 03, 1997

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Paige: Nicole, what if we get caught? Nicole: We aren't going to get caught. Paige: What if our parents find out? Nicole: they aren't going to find out. Paige: What if we go through life tortured by the knowledge that we stole a cd from this store? Nicole: Paige, this is a mall, in two months, this store won't even be here. Paige: Ah, the complicated ethics of the 1990's. Nicole: Think of this as one less item they'll have to bother liquidating.