FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 29, 1997
Transcript:
Paige: So did Peter tell you? Andy: Tell me what? Paige: They're letting him be manager of the school's football team this year. Andy: Dear Lord, he's going to get himself killed. Paige: No, no - he's not playing on the team, he's managing the team. Andy: You've obviously forgotten how your brother handles power. Peter: I believe you mean to say, "may I have some water please, sir"!
this is so me, though