FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 09, 1998

Transcript:

Roger: Well, well, what have we here? Iguanoman: I am Iguanoman. You must be the one they call "Dad". Roger: That would be me. Iguanoman: I have traveled light-years through space to bring you a message from my supreme commander, Iguanius the Almighty. Roger: And what might that message be? Iguanoman: "Increase Jason Fox's allowance or we will destroy your planet." Roger: Son, would you LIKE your father to start hitting bars on the way home from work? Iguanoman: Now, given that the Earth is probably worth a few quadrillion dollars...