FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 16, 1998

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Marcus: I can't believe Eileen Jacobson didn't write anything in your Valentine's card. I mean, she wrote mushy stuff to every boy in our class! Embarassingly mushy, even! And all this time we'd assumed she has some secret crush on you. Good thing the feelings weren't mutual, or this might actually be painful. Jason: Good thing.