FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 01, 1998

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Jason: Hi, Dad! Bye, Dad! Roger: Andy, shhh, you have to come see this. I spotted Jason coming home from some garage sale with an armful of old National Geographics. Andy: So? Roger: So?? Andy, when I was a kid, there was only one reason I ever read that magazine - to sneek a peek at the occasional topless woman. Hee hee...It's beginning of the end, dear. That ol' Y chromosome is doing its thing. Andy: I'm glad you think you know our son so well.. Roger: Look at him ogle! What other explanation could there possibly be?!! Marcus: Oh, man! The Apollo 11 issue! Jason: And check out the moon map centerfold...