FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 19, 1998
Transcript:
Jason: I can't believe how idiotic I've been, Eileen. Eileen Jacobson: Oh? Jason: I've spent all week scared to death someone's going to overhear us talking and find out that I like you. Well, I was thinking about the movie "Titanic," when (boink!) it hit me... Eileen Jacobson: That you should just ignore what other people think and follow your own heart? Jason: No, no--we should just secretly communicate by semaphore. Eileen Jacobson: More and more I see the wisdom in keeping our relationship hidden.
Use a telegraph instead, its not very large but you have to wear headphones which looks odd