FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 30, 1998
Peter: Well, I'm off. Well, I'm back. Andy: Can I see what you got? Peter: If you must. Andy: Oooo..a handsome back-to-school binder..a nice back-to-school appointment book..several back-to-school notebooks..back-to-school pencils..back-to-school pens..a 10-pack of back-to-school floppies..you're only missing one thing, as far as I can see. Peter: What's that? Andy: A back-to-school smile. Peter: Sorry, all the plastic surgeons were booked. Jason: That's ok, Peter, mine's big enough for us both.