FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 05, 1998

Transcript:

Paige: Look at those two cheerleaders giggling over there. They think they're so great. They think they're so special. What have they got that we haven't got?! Huh?! Nicole: Twelve guys fighting to carry their lunch trays? Paige: Ok, but besides that. Nicole: Really, really, really perfect bodies? Paige: You're not helping, Nicole. Nicole: I think the one on the left is a concert violinist...