FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 22, 1998

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Andy: Peter, honestly. That's your 38th helping of turkey. Peter: And I'm just getting started. Jason: And people thought Independence Day was fodder for a movie. Rumble: Cue the subwoofers. Without warning, the earth's center of gravity shifts to somewhere in North America. The spinning planet begins wobbling wildly like an off-center top. Cities crumble! Oceans flood continents! Civilization as we know it, ceases to be! Finally, to add insult to injury, the earth breaks under the stress and smashes into the moon. What could possible have caused this?? What could possibly tip the balance of a 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000-ton planet?