FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 01, 1999

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Paige (daughter): It boggles the mind how much time you've spent playing that video game. Jason (youngest son): It's this one darn level! I can't get past the red orb guardian! Every time I try to kill him, he squashes me faster than you can blink! It's impossible! I've been at this for a month now! I swear, this game is defective. Paige (daughter): This from the boy with 18 oozing blisters on his thumbs. Jason (youngest son): I'm serious. I'll give it two thousand more tries, then I'm quitting.