FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 27, 1999
Transcript:
Paige (daughter): I love my aquarium, mother! Thank you! Andy (mother): I'm happy to hear that. Paige (daughter): It's especially nice to have when I'm doing my homework. Andy (mother): Interesting. Because it keeps you company? Because the sounds and colors are calming? Because the movements of the fish take your brain into a heightened state of imaginative thinking? Paige (daughter): Because after watching fish for an hour, even geometry seems exciting. Andy (mother): I'm always glad to help.
I never liked fish. They die too fast.